After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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