After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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