Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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