Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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