Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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