so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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