dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What did we do last night that was yellow?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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