so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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