That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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