I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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