Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I think my moral compass just broke
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