is your mom at the bar?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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