Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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