at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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