Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So vagazzling was a success
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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