Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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