I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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