You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
