Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Come on in and take your pants off
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