Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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