Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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