NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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