i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
ugly people sure do ruin things
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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