you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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