went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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