real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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