Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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