dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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