But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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