the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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