I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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