I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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