I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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