I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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