May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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