My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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