I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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