some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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