hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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