He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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