just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
where does the pee come out of this thing
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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