That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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