She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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