then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
