Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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