Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I don't deserve a penis
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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