If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I intend to get homeless drunk
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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