North Korea, Best Korea!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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