don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
This toilet bowl is my home.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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