just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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