I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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