at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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