remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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