ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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