yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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